About S'Opinionation

When you say S'Opinionation you must shrug and roll your eyes at the same time to get the effect I'm going for here. Do the shrugging and the eye rolling now please.

It's very careless. It's very awesome. It's something that most people don't care about.
It's so so but it's my opinion.
S'Opinionation. You get it now?
Still no?
Get the fuck out.

Just kidding. You don't have to leave. Let me tell you a little more in depth why I started this blog.

I spend my days attached to a desk. I'm kind of a jack of all trades where I work. I do a little bit of graphics, a little bit of IT work and a lot of marketing and socializing with client's all from a stool. I'm a receptionist and see a ton of people in one day. In that day though I get very bored. I have nothing to do. So I turn to this. Weird, crude, funny things happen at my work all the time and I figured hey... why not log it? Oh because that's a bad idea and people who I work with might read this and not like that I'm talking about that. So then I said my life is kind of weird and crude and funny why not log that? Oh because I'm a chicken shit and I get nauseated when I think of people reading what I'm writing. Then I said fuck it and just went for it.

I'm very opinionated about stupid shit. If you start talking politics to me I will fall asleep or walk away. "Oh you were still talking? I didn't hear anything interesting or knowledgeable so I just assumed you were done." I don't talk politics, abortion, religion, sexual orientation or any other hot topics... Not in public or with friends. Well I might if I'm truly truly fired up about something but most of the time I can be found shrugging my shoulder's going "Meh." It's all so very icky to me when people start talking about conflicting opinions, I just keep mine to myself. I have them and I know what's going on in politics and I read the news and form my own opinion I do not need yours just like you don't need mine. Let's stay friends and keep my fist away from punching your face.

All that aside I do like to hear your opinions on what I write about... but leave my punctuation alone 'cause I don't give a fuck about it. I use ellipses all the time and commas out the ass or not enough. So y'know... any other opinion I'm open to.


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