This morning I woke up to people chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" My mistake, I fell asleep watching Family Guy on channel 5.
Anyways, some dumb bimbos were on the show saying "I slept with my best friends/sisters boyfriend/fiancé but I want her to forgive me, and I really think she should, and I'll be mad if she doesn't, and oh yeah, I'm a fucking whore."
Ok... Maybe they didn't say that last part but the hoe's SHOULD have. People like this and shows like this make me lose faith in humanity. I mean for the love of God, if my best friend/sister slept with ANYONE I had ever dated ...I might (would) have to destroy something beautiful. They wouldn't, because they're good people and you just don't do shit like that.
There is a moral code I follow. I don't want to be anywhere I know one of my friends has been.
Maybe if you're just so deeply, madly in love with that person and the sister/best friend really knows this and she's with someone else now, and happy... you can MAYBE do it then... But I do not think this was the case with this particular set of hoe-bags. I think they needed attention and that little alarm that goes off in your brain (when you are doing something wrong and know it) was completely ignored by the ridiculous amount of sluttyassholeness that was consuming their mind. I get so angry when I hear of people doing this. There is supposed to be a bond thicker than Superman's dick between siblings and best friends. There's a huge amount of trust you put into them. They know all of your secrets and flaws and you're never supposed to fuck them over like that. These bitches though... so pathetic they don't have the ability to get their own boyfriend so they steal their sisters? Oh, wait what?! She had a boyfriend and she STILL CHEATED WITH HER SISTERS?!
Ohmygodthatsfuckedup.
Now, not only has she slept where her SISTER has slept... (fuggin' gross) She also cheated on her boyfriend.
Oh please don't even get me started on the boyfriend/fiancé in the situation. I would be cutting their shit off with a dull butter knife and feeding it to my little dog... only to have her shit it out so I could put it in their mouth while they slept in the hospital.
FOR YOU, SHITDICK!
I brought it back.
Just.
For.
You.
I pray no one ever cheats on me because, I could get over anyone pretty fast, but I'm sure their life would be altered just a tad by the lack of dick they would have. Also, the copious amounts of therapy they'd have to go through just to get the image of dog shit dick out of their minds.
So on Jerry Springer the crazy hobags start saying shit like "You have a Monday, Wednesday, Friday relationship and this happened on a Thursday."
Death.
Death to the hoe.
Oh, so much blood.
Seriously, I'm going on a magical rant right now but this... THIS is one of those things I can't stand. You're dressed in your night walking outfit for daytime television (if you can even call it that) flaunting your muffin top and bootylicious shorts that probably wreak of herpes, semen and syphilis. I just can't. I can't fall asleep watching channel 5 ever again.
Conclusion. No one forgave anyone. That's a lie. I actually really don't know because I turned it off due to my anger. For the sake of my sanity and hope for the future I'm going to say no one forgave anyone and they all died the end.
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