Warning: Just get ready for loads of foul language.
Ok! I hate summer (sometimes) for the specific reason of roaches. You know how people say everything's bigger in Texas and fools just laugh and go, "Oh, haha that's funny."
No, fuck you! When it comes to vermin such as roaches and rats...shit can get scary big here.
Mutant alien baby giant big.
You want to see me flail my arms and just basically go fucking insane? Just plant a roach somewhere...