Bitches Get Stitches...

Warning: The following is a horrific rant of fucks and shits and ass. 


When in doubt...

Slap a bitch.
I'm really very volatile today. Maybe it has to do with the swarm of 15-17 year old girls giggling and reminding me how awesome it was to live off of my parents income every 10 seconds. Maybe it's the fact that I'm PMS-ing like a motherfucker today. Either way... I feel like slapping bitches.

Have a disappointing daughter that just keeps doing stupid shit even though you know she has common sense? Send her my way. I'll slap her for ya.

Have an annoying girlfriend who just bought 200 dollars worth of stupid girl shit on the internet?
Send her my way I'll slap that bitch down to Mexico.

Maybe it's not the young girls. Perhaps it's the ass hat who jumped out in front of me on a one way road with the stoplight from hell only to be turning... left. No I'm not turning right, clown! I didn't have my blinker on for FOREVER! You, who jumped out in front of me at the very last minute so that you could turn left. Yes, you. I hate you.

I had it in my mind to follow him, wait until he parked so I could take a massive crap on his car but lucky for him... I had other shit to do. The shit I was doing was depositing my check... Which didn't happen because of other asshattery!

Maybe I'm just being a bitch. Maybe shut up! My day's been a little stupid so I can vent if I please.
Ok enough of that.

Or maybe I'll keep going.
Seriously though my stupid dog won't stop barking because my apartment neighbor is photographing his girlfriend while she jumps up and down in the hallway. So every time she jumps and lands down on the cement guess who's flipping the fuck out and won't shut up?

This bitch.

I see nothinnnggg.

I'm so far beyond irritated with little bits of the world today and the only thing that brings me solace is this little ball of fluff. Her name is P.K. and she is adorable. My niece is the cutest child within a million mile radius.

Proof.

My eye looks like it's going to take over the world.

Ok I will end it on a good note and say g'night to all of you other lovely people and or asshats in the world.