To be or not to be... No I'm ok.

I like to people watch. It's a favored past time of mine. It's a lot like stalking but with less hiding in bushes and mental issues. I play a game with myself when I'm watching other people... I try to guess what they will do next.

She just sneezed in her hand... that seemed messy... is she gonna wipe her hand on her jeans or go to the bathroom and wash her hands............. OHHHHHHH it's the jeans!

I enjoy catching people in awkward moments when they think no one is looking and, well, as the song goes... I'll be watching you...

Seriously.

I'm probably watching you right now and you don't even know it.

Throughout all of this people watching I've realized a few things... one of those would be:

I think I would quite like to be a dude for a day.

I know, I know this is like the umpteenth post where I mention wanting some junk in between my legs but it's not some weird, "I'm a man in a woman's body" kind of thing. My thoughts don't resemble that of Hillary Swank in Boys Don't Cry. They just look like they have more fun... like blondes. I don't want to be blonde though... I couldn't pull that off as easily as being a dude.

This one's for my blondies...

Things I would do if I were a dude:

1.) Write my name in the snow with mah pee.
2.) Go pee.
3.) Not Shave.
4.) Not bleed.
5.) Wear hobo clothes.
6.) Not fix my hair.
7.) Still look fucking hot even without doing any of that.
8.) Buy a dude watch.
9.) Buy a suit and look like a fucking CHAMP.
10.) Stalk Ryan Gosling and become his best friend.
11.) Repeat step 10 with Daniel Tosh.
12.) Start an underground fight club.
13.) Work out for 2 days and get buff. BECAUSE THAT'S SERIOUSLY ALL IT TAKES FOR DUDES.
14.) Make sexist jokes and not get a bunch of bitchy looks.
15.) Poop. Because girls don't do that.

So yes. That is my list of things I would do. Nothing crazy... I just want to see how the other half lives. They seem so carefree and thoughtless... 99% of the time.

So.
Fucking.
Thoughtless.

Now that I just thought about it a little more... maybe I shouldn't be a dude... because then I would want to kill myself for being such an idiot all day errday. Yeah. Never mind to this post. I'll stay a lady.

This kind of lady though...

Glad I got that all figured out.