Mmm brain spew....

I saw the previews for Taken 2 and yes I would love to go see it! Thank you for asking!

On the real though, my favorite part in Taken (the original) would be when he says "I have a particular set of skills... blahblah I'm Liam Neeson."

Every time I do something that is amazing to me... I repeat that line in my head and then replace his set of skills with my set of skills. But I say it in a voice that's crossed between Liam and The Most Interesting Man in the World. I think it's because I'm part Mexican and he looks kinda Mexican... Maybe.

Anyways, I was tralalaling around for work today, running a few errands and as I was getting out of my car I thought, "You don't know me, but I have a particular set of skills. I can carry a coffee tray full of drinks along with 3 large bags of supplies and a cheese tray with my clutch/purse all while getting the door for myself." SKIILLLLLZZZZ. Unfortunately I dropped the cheese tray in the parking lot (whoops) and I was no longer skilled.

Man... it's really been a long day at work and I think that you could probably grasp that by how pointless this post is. I'm gonna let you in on my brains thoughts during the last 15-20 minutes that I'm at work.

1.) I cannot WAIT to go home... so I can take a shit.

Yeah. That's always first. C'mon people it's true. Ya gotta go... ya gotta go.

2.) I get so much more done within the last 15 minutes than I do the entire day. They should just make a job where you HAVE to get shit done in under 15 minutes or a velociraptor will buttsex you. I would be greatly encouraged to get shit done.

Actual thought... don't judge.

3.) Ohhhh God I just want to eat something!

Always. I am always hungry.

4.) Fucking fuck if she doesn't stop talking to me I'm gonna snap... just gonna fucking snap.

5.) Oh math. How I loathe thee.

6.) I'm gonna check Facebook. Yup... no one has said anything interesting.

7.) Ohmahgod seriously... when is this day going to end.

8.) FUCKING FREEEDOOMMMMMMMMM.

9.) Lights off, door locked, shits done! I'm OUT.

10.) I'mgoinghome I'mgoinghome I'mgoinghome I'mgoinghome fuckyeahfuckyeahfuckyeah!

I sing that last part...

And there you have it.

So.

I'll see you at a later date. Have a dandy fine weekend everyone.