Friday, October 5, 2012

Aliens Made of Crafts Will Die By Her Hand...

This blog is for me more than it is for you... but, I was surfing through one of my favorite bloggy/newsy websites and saw this video for Your Body by Christina Aguilera.




                                            

I'm not complaining. In fact this video made me laugh super hard because of the ridiculous thoughts going on in my head. Catchy tune- Yes. Stupid Video- Yes. My favorite- Not even in the least.

So... here were my brains thoughts during this video as I was watching it.

0:03 - Ok… men are gonna get harmed…
0:14 - That is an old fucking computer… with a nerd on it.
0:18 - Why is he british? 
0:28 - She looks like Nicki Minaj on the bed.
0:46 - Don’t smile. Ever.
0:58 - Totes showing your cooch.
1:15 to like... 1:24 - I’m so lonely… aww they’re asleep together.
1:33-1:40 - Going to get some coffee...Nope. BLOWING HIM UP IN PINK FLAMES.
1:46 - Wow. You are a freak. And yes you are disturbed.
1:52 - I WANT HER BOOTS!
2:08- Ok.. Yeah no just steal that guy from that girl.. it’s cool. No big. Dick.
2:21 - I like your nail color…
2:26 - Who get's it on in a bathroom?
2:35 - Mk…
2:42 - I'm gonna  go with he's an alien and just came blue paint. Everywhere.
2:54- 2:57 - On her face ha! Oh he's dead.
3:02 - Who the eff gets outta a truck like that.
3:22 - Holy fucking shit that guy is hot.
3:24 - Ew.
3:48 - On the ride… did you not see the big fucking bat she had?
3:54 - He was totally just thinking “My last girlfriend thought a bat would be fun too."
3:56 - Ok. Just fucking kill him why don't you... rude.
3:58- Fetish for aliens made of crafts now. 
4:00 - FUCKING GLITTERRRRR
4:10 - Even she doesn't know what the fuck is going on
4:16 - ..... I don't understand.

So there... Have fun looking at that. I still do not understand though. Maybe I'm missing the big picture... maybe she's just really into aliens made of crafts. Or... Lucille Baaalll? Whatever, I'm done analyzing it. 

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