Shit That Pisses Me Off

Fuckkkkk.

I don't know. It's been a rough week, hence the lack of posting... I know, I know. I'm sorry.

So I decided to kick off this post with shit that pisses me off.

1.) Dudes - FUCKING HATE EVERY MALES FACE. I really don't know why though. I was just on facebook and I saw all these dudes posting pictures of themselves and I was like "Hate you. Hate you. Hate you. Fucking, WHO ARE YOU SMILING AT?!" The all consuming rage just happened out of no where. One minute I was fine and the next I was like "where the fuck is my phone so I can text this douche about what a douche he looks like." But then I decided that would be mean so I didn't.

2.) Females- You know who you are. You think you're cool and awesome and funny and most of me wants to drop kick you in your twatwaffle so you'll shut the hell up. You're like Nicki Minaj multiplied by 12. *shakes head* *points finger* No.

3.) My Bed- This is just the worst! I can't even sleep because I have the most uncomfortable bed known to man kind. This weekend it is happening. I am getting one of those foamy cushiony things to soften the blow of 3 consecutive nights of awful... back pain inducing... Taylor complaining sleep.

4.) My Dog- Mad rage towards her right now... I don't understand how something that's 8 pounds can take up more room than a fucking elephant. She also adds to my uncomfortable sleep.

5.) People who text me earlier than 8:30. I will find you and I will kill you. Not really... but one day unnamed people. One day you will be hanging out with me and I'll say I have to use the restroom... and then I will silently sneak up behind you and tap your shoulder ever so lightly and when you turn around, I'll be holding a severed head in front of your face.... ....Your severed head! Hah just kidding ........ seriously. Unnecessary to text me that early.

6.) Clubs- I wish they'd play better music.

7.) Smokers- Aggggh I can't breathe when you're around. Quit that shit.

8.) People who share their opinions when I don't ask - Shut the mouth. I do not care.

9.) NUMBERS. Look at that fucking 9. Just sitting there... being an asshole. Fucker.

10.) Money- Oh sweet baby J this pisses me off. Save me so you can spend me! Weeee. Never ending cycle.

Ok... So yeah. I'm off today. Maybe I'll be back on tomorrow. Maybe I won't be. Maybe I just need some chocolate.