It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

HALLOWEEN is coming up. Let's face it... this is my all time favorite holiday.

It's a reason to dress up as something else other than your regular suicidal boring self and have some motherfucking FUN.

Lest you be a stupid nay sayer of halloween costumes... no I do not ONLY dress up as slutty mcslutterson every year.  It truly is hard to be slutty when you don't have certain assets. Like boobs. Or an ass. I have tried before though and mildly succeeded. Don't hate. I'm 21. I do what I want. 

Last years costume was my favorite by far. I got to be a creepy doll.

Womp womp... Yeah.

Sometimes I try to be scary (and by golly I creeped some friends out) but alas due to my uniforms of every day work life I also sometimes want to go as something sluttier than Lindsay Lohans and Paris Hiltons spawn. Without the STD's of course.

For cereal. I enjoy the process of the costume putting on and the make up doing. It just gets me in the mood for fun party time. Last year I had the great honor (fml) to be apart of a  "couple" costume. I was the insane asylum dudes little dolly he carried around. *shudders*

This year I will be going solo which is exciting because I don't have to worry about thinking of a "couple" costume but at the same time... WTF? I don't want to go as a slutty firefighter or naughty nurse this year. It's been done. It screams "Hello unoriginal girl who is just looking to get laid!" No I say! Not this year! This year I want to go as something clever... and perhaps a little slutty... clutty? slever? You decide which one of those you like best.

I saw some pretty hilarious costumes.

Formal Apology

Struck by Lightening

I'm going to a club halloween party kind of thingmabob on Friday and I'm pretty excited. I'll be in tow with my good friend who is dressing up with her husband as Carlos Santana and his groupie. Pictures will be present.

So I googled "Single girl halloween costumes" and scrolled through and found this gem.

Ask Men - What does her Halloween costume say about her?

Gem I tell you.

If I were going with a group of girls I'd totally try to pull off this look.

Seriously. Yes.

Or this one.

Sucker Punch Chicks.

Slutty AND Badass... Slutass. No no... Badslut...

You know there is really no good name combination for those two words.

Maybe next year I'll go with a group of hot females.

So I need some ideas.

I'm thinking of something but... I'm not going to say it because ... if it doesn't turn out well, there was no expectation from anyone but myself. I can disappoint Myself because Myself doesn't really expect much from me anyways. We both know how lazy I am...

Shhh. I'm not crazy.



On one last note... fyi I don't own any of these pictures... I yanked them off of the interwebz. Even the picture of me... I was too lazy to get it off of my computer so I stole it off of my own facebook. Fuckyeahlaziness.