I just got a new job and might I say it's good times, but it's an 8-5 - no breaks to blog kind of job. So I've been slacking HARDCORE because holy hell I'm tired when I get home. I'm talking to people literally all day long and when I'm not talking, I'm very busy running around... panicking. It's great. Seriously, I love it.
Anyways... of course I'm at work and my brain is still working the way it usually does so I'm having perverted thoughts and silly stupid shit is rampaging my thinking mechanism all the time. So, I say to myself, I say, "I should blog about this." Wouldn't ya know, I get home and I forget the shit I'm thinking of.
So... I suck.
In recent news...
I'm still single. And fucking awesome.
I got a new job (fuck yeah)
My head hurts... at this moment in time.
My dog is still really cute and stupid.
I don't favor drunk people.
El Gran Malo is the shit.
Bacon tacos completed my life. I can die happy now. (Please don't take that as the OK to kill me.)
Seriously, Bacon Tacos.
I had my first one last night thanks to my awesome friend Laura flaunting her tig o' bitties at the cook. This man had an unfortunate name but he was sweet enough to oblige and make a taco shell out of bacon. Let me repeat... Taco Shell... Made of Bacon.
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On another note...
I swear to Jesus if I see another furby commercial I'm going to have a bitch fit...
WHO DECIDED THESE SHOULD MAKE A COMEBACK?
You know what's awesome... fucking furby!
No.
NO.
NOOO!!!!
Those were the scariest little... .... uh.....? .....bastards!
Seriously what are they supposed to be?
Gremlins?
Owls?
No.
I'll tell you what they are... They're the thing of my nightmares. I would never let my child play with that "toy". I'd be afraid it was slowly stealing their soul while they slept.
Changing subjects again...
I got a Chive phone case from a couple friend of mine and I'm so totally in love with it. If you've never been to the Chive I encourage you to go. It's awesome and I really love it. It's just a bunch of random pictures of funny shit and hot girls. If you want funny shit and hot girls go to www.thechive.com. Now, if you're not a girl that loves the look of girls like me and you want more of a maaaan website try www.theberry.com I love this one as well. It's funny pictures and hot guys instead of girls. It's great. Go. Go now.
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So... I'm done but I'm dedicating myself to blogging at least once a week now that I kind of have the groove of my schedule down. Have a great week everyone! Also, I need my next guest blogger. FUCKING STAT.
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