I'm drunk blogging. Horray! So what am I doing you ask? Well I'm sitting in my awesome fucking apartment chillin like a straight motherfucking villain. What the FUCK are you doing? I am playing drunken solitaire by my lonesome waiting for my good friend to get here and entertain my face. It's exciting. I fucked it up though because I don't know how to play solitaire sober ... So drunk me is just going nuts. I'm throwing cards in the other room I'm so drunk. "GET OUTTA HERE 4!!! EVERYONE HATES YOU!"
Someone let me live by myself and that was a fucking MISTAKE when mixed with alcohol.
My name is Robin Scherbatsky. I like to play cards. Is anyone else's world spinning? Fuckin DRAGONS!?!?
Hey... Do you like dragons?
Cause I'm gonna be draggin' my nut sack on ya face! Hahahahaha ... LAUGH you FUCKING PERSON.
Caps lock was on for no reason and my face is numb. Yeah.
Umm. I got mad at the cards. Ok. I'm gonna go now. Bye. I'll make a better blog next week.
1 comments:
I love you. Just sayin... I really do
also- I thought about sending this anonymously and being uber creepy, but I resisted. This time
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