Everyone here should know by now that I am a pinterest whore.
On top of being that thing I just mentioned, I'm also wildly and irresponsibly lazy.
Here are a few pictures I picked up recently from that amazing website.
On the real though, I haven't been dancing in a while... but that's probably a good thing since I look like two donkeys making passionate love to a gorilla on the dance floor.
Ryan Reynold's just knows....
Good for you person who saw this and went "Yeah... look at me living and shit."
Good. For. You.
I used to think this every day... Now I'm quite delighted with my job.
Oh doppleganger Tina Fey, I wanna eat your face.
More like any day you're driving in Houston traffic at 5:30 P.M.
My poor beau just felt the wrath of Satan because of my PMS. Poor guy.
I do this. Alllll the time.
I say this, and I mean it.
Pound of coke. That is all.
Seriously.
Or the sound of a cockroach flying in the dark.
I will hump the person who gets me a fucking library. HUMP I SAY.
Blog, Diary, Potato, Potatoe
Because food never disappoints me.
Hah.
Asshole.
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